i have stinky feet.

really stinky feet.

i have death's feet.

i sprayed them and my shoes this morning with special foot spray but apparently the evil forces lurking in my trainers are too powerful for mere foot spray. sigh. it's grossing me out. i suppose i could start wearing socks. i just don't like socks.

hmm.

anyway, so i was walking to work yesterday and a hawk carrying a snake in its beak flew right over my head. very exciting.

also, i saw another skunk yesterday. skunks are so dumb. both of the skunks i've seen i wouldn't even have noticed if they hadn't spotted me and started making noises.

maybe there are skunks in my shoes. little ones, i mean. tiny little skunks right between my toes, filling my shoes with sitnky skunk spray.

yeah, maybe.