Three things:

1) I killed the third insect this morning in my bathroom.

2) I killed the fourth insect in the bathroom at work this morning. Ick.

3) I have changed the name of the blog (though the URL remains unchanged) for several reason, one of which being that Australia is the second fattest country in the world and therefore it's really not enough of a differentiation between the two to call America fat. "Fatterland" and "fattestland" just aren't that catchy. Mostly, though, I just like the new name. It amuses me enormously. Cocoloco! Coco loco!

[hysterical cackling and snorting]