Death:
I was on 6th Ave today at lunchtime when I saw a group people dressed in black and bearing tombstone-shaped placards that read "RIP Ebay". Hmm.
Destruction:
I went to the dentist last night. The dental hygienist who cleaned my teeth was very friendly. A friendly butcher. I had never before spat out a mouthful of blood after having my teeth cleaned. A mouthful of blood with chunks of my gum in it. Thanks goodness I didn't need anything else done.
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