Tourist: Is this the way to the subway?
Guard: No. You need to go west of 49th.
Tourist: Can I go down there anyway?
Guard: No. There's a special event.
Tourist: Please? We're from California.
Guard: No. Welcome to New York.
--Rockefeller Center
Honestly, I am obsessed with Overheard in New York. It is hilarious.
Yesterday I cleaned the bathroom and bought some underpants because I didn't want to do the laundry. I know that makes me sounds like a lazy bum but, you know, the weather was very unpleasant yesterday.
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So you took my Cubano's advice on underwear buying, eh? He's a smart one.
Yes, he certainly is very smart.
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